.:Funnies:.

Allie: "Daddy, will you have me Mommie's phLone?"

Jordan: "What's a phLone?"

Allie: "It's the thing you text with!"

Welcome to the 21st Century, makes me proud!

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 Jordan: Extremely Loud Burp!

Allie: "Nice one Jordan!"

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All of us: Soundly sleeping on Tramp!

Cats: Climbing on our legs...

London: Quietly awakes and says, "Dupid Dats" (translation: stupid cats)

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Allie: Setting babies up to table to "eat breakfast"

Baby #1: Falls of bar stool

Allie: very exasperated sounding, "Just be patient, I'll get you!"

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While in Yellowstone Park by the stinky sulfur pots:

Mommy: "Allie, did you toot?"

Allie: "No!"

Mommy: "Well, it stinks who did it?"

Allie: "The Buffalo!"